Jack Sparrow Quotes

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack. Jack: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code. Mr. Gibbs: We figured they were more actual guidelines.

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Will: We're going to steal a ship? That ship? Jack: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Harbormaster: Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name. Jack: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name. Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.

Jack: [sees all the swords in the blacksmiths] Who makes all these? Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of! Jack: But you have heard of me.

Barbossa: And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp? Jack: No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment.

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Barbossa: Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him. Jack: The girl's blood didn't work, did it? Barbossa: Hold your fire! You know whose blood we need. Jack: I know whose blood you need!

Apparently, there's a leak...

Jack: Take what ye can! Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!

You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

Jack: Move away. Will: No. Jack: Please move? Will: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape. Jack: [points the pistol at Will] This shot was not meant for you.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Jack: Where's the medallion? Elizabeth: [tries to slap him] Wretch. Jack: [grabs Elizabeth's wrist] Ah, where is dear William? Elizabeth: Will. Will: Elizabeth. Jack: Monkey!

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies. Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Will: Where's Elizabeth? Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

[anamaria slaps jack] Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that one, either. Jack: No, that one I deserved Anamaria: You stole my boat!

Any man who falls behind, is left behind.

Will: Jack! Barbossa: It's not possible. Jack: Not Probable.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Will: This is either madness... or brilliance. Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Gibbs: [Jack tosses a bucket of water on Gibbs] Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Jack. Mother's love. You should know it's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping. Jack: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. Blast I'm already awake. Will: [throws another bucket of water] That was for the smell.

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on? Will: At the moment?

Jack: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? Will: I'd die for her. Jack: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack: [tries saying "parley"] Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... Ragetti: Parley? Jack: That's the one. Parley. Parley. Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley". Jack: That would be the French.

Jack: [Elizabeth sets all of the rum on fire] No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM. Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man.

One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Elizabeth: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

My first and only love is the sea.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Davey Jones : I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? Jack: [ponders for a second] Yep. I'm good with it.

Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?

Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs is the proper leverage.

It’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.

Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea. Jack: Yes to the first and yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible. Gibbs: That's seems a bit contradictory, Captain. Jack: I have every faith in your reconcilliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!

[to Ragetti and Pintel] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack: So what's your plan, then? Will: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key. Jack: And if there are crewmen? Will: I cut down anyone in my path. Jack: [to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember

Elizabeth! [to Gibbs] Hide the rum.

Oi fish face! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?

Tia: If you don't want it, then give it back. Jack: No. My jar of dirt !

Where's the thump thump?

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Will: What vexes all men? Tia: What, indeed. Gibbs: The sea…? Pintel: Sums…? Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil…? Jack: A woman!

Elizabeth: It’s real! Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth. Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. Will: With good reason.

Black Pearl Crewman: Is it just me, or does the Captain seen a bit strange…er?

You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.

Elizabeth: This is madness. Jack: This is politics.

Did nobody come to save me just because the miss me?

Jack: My ship, makes me captain! Barbossa: They be me charts! Jack: Well, then that makes you... chartman!

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past....one of you succeeded

Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight! Jack: Have not! Barbossa: You have so! Have so and you know it! Jack: Have not slander and callumy. I have only embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight... To Run Away.

Pintel: Cold! No one said nothing about cold! Ragetti: I'm sure there must be a good reason for making us suffer. Pintel: Why don't that gypsy lady just bring Jack back like she did Barbossa? Tia Dalma: Because Barbossa was only dead! Jack Sparrow is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death but punishment. De worst fate a person can bring 'pon himself... stretching on forever...dat's what awaits at Davy Jone's locker. Ragetti: ...Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.

Barbossa: Still thinking about running, Jack? ...You know, the problem with being the last of anything, is that by and by, there be none left at all. Jack: Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me. Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain. Jack: ...Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it? Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad. Jack: That's a sad commentary in and of itself. Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.

Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

Jack: You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive? Captain Teague: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.

You may kill me, but you may never insult me.

I’m not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.

Beckett: [to jack who's firing a cannon aimed at the mast] You're mad. Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work. [fires cannon and lands on his ship] And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

Gibbs: Your carriage waits, my lady! The oars are inside. Ragetti: 'Bye, poppet. Barbossa: MRS. Turner... Elizabeth: Jack... it would never have worked between us. Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling. [Elizabeth goes to kiss Jack] Once was quite enough! Elizabeth Swann: Thank you.

Jack Sparrow: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp... Half barrel hinges... [grabs a plank] Leverage... [door falls off its hinges, like will did in curse of the black pearl]

[jack hallucinating a crew of himself] Jack 1: Mr. Sparrow? Jack 2: Aye, Captain. Jack 1: What say you about the conditions of this tack line? Jack 2: It be proper to my eyes, sir. Jack 1: Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable, nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.

Why don't you both go ashore, and leave the ship in my command? Temporarily.

[to Angelica, who's been pretending to be Jack] You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back.

Angelica: Wait! I am with child... yours. Jack: I don't recall that we ever had... Angelica: You were drunk. Jack: I've actually never been that drunk.

The crime in which you have been found guilty of, is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.

Death lies before us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.

Gibbs: I don't get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water - you could have lived forever! Jack: Who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I've no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me.

Jack: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings. Gibbs: Stirrings? Jack: Stirrings. Gibbs: What, like feelings, you mean? Jack: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right feelings, damn you.

Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Salaman: You're either with us or against us! Philip: I'm not with you, neither am I against you! Salaman: Can he do that? Jack: He's religious, I believe it's required.

Barbossa: [at St. James Palace] Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning sides? Jack: I understand everything... except that wig.

Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time.

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes? Jack: No.

[Barbossa removes his peg leg] Jack: Oh! A knife? Barbossa: Better! [uncorked his pegleg to show its a flask] Jack: I want one of those.

Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?

Jack: There is a girl. A female. Of the opposite sex. Gibbs: When is there not?

There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

It is not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

You're the one who insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!

[about the black pearl] Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out? Jack: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. Gibbs: I know a man with a goat. Jack: Good. I can go like this.

Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies get to go. Savvy?

Angelica: Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural. Jack: Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.

Jack: He bought that? Angelica: I sold that.

here'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

Jack: So, what is the ritual? Angelica: Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice... Jack: I don't really agree to that...

Angelica: You seduced me and used me. I was innocent in the ways of men! Jack: You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me. Jack: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway? Jack: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Angelica: I love you. Jack: As do I. Always have, always will.

Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for. Jack: That is Not a compliment.

Jack Sparrow: Death lies before us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.

Don't be a fool, Jackie. The fountain will test you.

There's the Jack I know.

[about jack the monkey] He's even more annoying in miniature.

You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump... [looks over cliff] I don't have it.

Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?

Carina: I'm not looking for trouble! Jack: What a horrible way to live.

One ship was trying to escape through the smoke. And there, in the crow's nest, there was this young pirate boy. He stood there, looking like a little bird... And from that day he earned himself a name that would haunt me for the rest of my days... Jack the Sparrow.

Jack: Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow. Henry: No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants? Jack: A great pirate does not require such intricacies. Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're the Jack Sparrow? Jack: The real question is, who are you?

Gibbs: Face it, Jack. Bad luck dogs you day and night. Jack: That is a blatant fabrication! [Bird poops on Jack']

Carina: Give me my diary Jack: Give me The Map That No Man Can Read Carina: If you could read it then it wouldn't be called 'The Map That No Man Can Read' Jack: Most of the men on this ship can't read, which makes all maps 'The Maps That No Man Can Read' Carina: If you can't read it then you have no use for it, or me

Henry: That's it! I'm going with her! Jack: You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers? Henry: Yes! Jack: You men are all alike!

Carina: Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it! Jack: How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?

Carina: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist. Jack: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living. Carina: No, I'm a horologist. Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.

Barbossa: Tell me what you want. Jack: I want my compass... 216 barrels of rum, and the monkey. Barbossa: You want Jack? Jack: Dinner. I want to eat him. I want to eat that monkey! Barbossa: [puts a gag on jack] No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood.

Jack: Who are you? Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. Jack: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.

Henry: I saw her ankles. Jack: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Jack: I once knew a Spaniard named... something in Spanish. Henry: El Matador del Mar. 'The Butcher of the Sea'.

Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!

Henry: I found a way to save my father. There is one thing that can break his curse and free him from the Dutchman. The Trident of Poseidon. Jack: Ah. The treasure to be found with The Map That No Man Can Read. Never heard of it. Henry: There is a girl inside this prison, Jack, who holds that map. The moon has turned to blood, the Trident will be found... [Jack falls asleep] and you could be the one who holds the sea... and with it become all that you once were. The great... Jack! Jack: I'm so sorry. Were you still talking? I believe I nodded off a bit.

Henry: Why did I bother coming to you? The dead are hunting us down and you do nothing. Jack: Nothing! You call this nothing? Henry: You're drunk! And you're sleeping. Jack: My point exactly! I am doing two things at once.

Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette, never pursue her sister. But if you cannot avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother. Savvy?

One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.

Kill me and I'll be dead. And then the other dead won't be able to have their revenge…against me. Being dead.

Merchant: There’s a witch and a pirate in my shop. Jack: Then it’s your lucky day.

[Jack snaps the compass shut] Now... bring me that horizon. "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will: What did he use for rope? Jack: [says from beside them] Human hair. From my back.

Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

...and then they made me their chief.

Norrington: You forget your place, Turner. Will: It's right here. Between you and Jack. Elizabeth: As is mine. Governor Swann: Elizabeth. Lower your weapons. For goodness sake, put them down. Norrington: So, this is where your heart truly lies, then? Elizabeth: It is.

Jack: [Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

I must admit, Jack: I thought I had you figured, but it turns out you're a hard man to predict.

Will: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure. Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Savvy?

Curse ya for breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!

Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.

Jack: [as they attempt to commandeer the Interceptor] Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship. Will: [pushes forward with his sword] Aye! Avast!

Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard. Jack: It would be far worse not to have her.

Will: You cheated. Jack: Pirate.

Will: She goes free. Barbossa: What's in your head, boy? Will: She goes free. Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die. Jack: Don't do anything stupid. Will: [points a gun at himself] You can't. I can. Jack: Like that.

Jack: Is there a problem between us, Miss Swann? Elizabeth: You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship. Jack: We could use a ship. But the truth is, I wasn't going to tell Barbossa about Will, as long as I had something to bargain with, which now nobody has, thanks to bloody stupid Will. Elizabeth: Oh. Jack: [mocks her] Oh.

You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.

Officer: [after Jack stole the Interceptor] That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen. Norrington: So it would seem.

Elizabeth: [Elizabeth and Jack have been rescued from rumrunners' island] But we've got to save Will! Governor Swann: No! You're safe now. We will return to Port Royal immediately, not go gallivanting after pirates! Elizabeth: Then we condemn him to death! Governor Swann: The boy's fate is regrettable... but then, so was his decision to engage in piracy.

Mr. Gibbs: We should drop canvas, sir. Jack: She can hold a bit longer. Mr. Gibbs: What's in your head, Captain, that puts you in such a fine mood? Jack: We're catching up.

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

I feel... cold.

Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention.

Barbossa: [talks to Will] Who are you? Jack: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Jack: You think this wise, boy... crossing blades with a pirate? Will: You threatened Miss Swann. Jack: Only a little.

Jack: When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time. Elizabeth: And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, love. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.

Will: I can get you out of here Jack: How's that... the key's run off.

Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner. Will: Elizabeth goes free. Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else? Jack: [he points at himself] Me! Will: And the crew - the crew are not to be harmed.

Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.

Leverage, says you. I think I feel a change in the wind, says I.

You stole my boat!

Elizabeth: You didn't tell them about the curse. Jack: I noticed neither did you. For the same reason, I expect. Elizabeth: He wouldn't have risked it. Jack: Could have gotten him drunk. Oh, don't get me wrong, love. I admire a person who's willing to do whatever's necessary. Elizabeth: You're a smart man, Jack. But I don't entirely trust you. Jack: Peas in a pod, darling.

Barbossa: I want 50 per cent of ye plunder. Jack: 15. Barbossa: 40. Jack: 25. And I'll buy you the hat. A really big one... Commodore.

I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat.

Jack: [Barbossa is about to slit Will's throat] You don't want to be doing that, mate. Barbossa: No, I really think I do. Jack: Your funeral.

Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Jack: Or you could surrender.

Anamaria: You're daft, lady! You both are! Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.

Jack: What's your name? Will: Will Turner. Jack: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh? Will: Yes. Jack: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? Will: [they shake each other's hands] Agreed.

Jack: [after he inspects the crew] Satisfied? Will: Well you proved they're mad.

Blast all to carcasses, men! Forward clear to the powder magazine! And the rest of you, bring me that medallion!

Well, I trust it you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.

Norrington: Well, well, well Jack Sparrow, isn't it? Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please sir. Norrington: I don't see your ship, Captain. Jack: I'm in the market, as it were.

Elizabeth: [the Black Pearl is missing] I'm sorry, Jack. Jack: [proud] They done what's right by them. Can't expect more than that.

Mullroy: Hey, you. Get away from there. You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate. Jack: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat... ship.

Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear? Jack: Inescapably.

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. Jack: But it seems enough to condemn him.

It was a good plan... up 'til now.

Elizabeth: "... Drink up me hearties, yo ho". Jack: What was that, Elizabeth? Elizabeth: It's Miss Swann. Jack: Miss Swann. Elizabeth: Nothing, it's just a song I learned as a child when I thought it would be fun to meet a real pirate. Jack: Let's hear it, then. Elizabeth: No. Jack: Come on. We've got the time. Let's be having it. Elizabeth: No. I'd need a lot more to drink. Jack: How much more?

I know those canons. It's the Pearl.

[Elizabeth protests Jack's arrest] Commodore, I really must protest. Pirate or not, this man saved my life.

Will: [breaks Jack out of jail] Hurry, someone would have heard that. Jack: Not without my effects.

Elizabeth: You're despicable. Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.